I was a human once.

It was terrible. There were horrible things surrounding me left and right.


i need a hug right now also five hundred thousand dollars in cash

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the other day in one of my lectures this girl did the biggest fart and everyone started looking at her and she looked so embarrassed so the guy next to her took the blame for it and it was actually so cute in a weird sort of way

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"was that awkward eye contact or were we checking eachother out" - a life story

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whats the deal with snakes.  do they poop out of their tail?  isn’t their whole body a tail

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In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful


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'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

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