I was a human once.

It was terrible. There were horrible things surrounding me left and right.

shaky:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

all Americans need to know this

I live in a really bad neighborhood and ever since I can remember I’d lie in bed at night and play a game called “Gunshots or Fireworks?”

(via from-behind-the-lens)

amandapalmer:

what you think won’t.
what you don’t think will.

don’t think.

derpycats:

Clem’s hobbies include cuddles, chasing lasers, and being adorable. 

derpycats:

Clem’s hobbies include cuddles, chasing lasers, and being adorable. 

planetary-gogo:

i-smell-sex-and-coffee:

eluting:

i wish i had my own apartment so i could make food at two in the morning and dance around in my underwear

funny how once you get your own apartment this is actually exactly what happens

And then you cry over the responsibility of living on your own.

(Source: wispygirl, via ugly)

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

(Source: lordheck, via pizza)

Anonymous asked: One time I was 69ing with a guy and he stuck his finger in my ass and I accidentally shit all over him. It was horrific. That felt good to admit to someone.

ugly:

ohhhhh myyyyyyyy godddddddd